More of the Corrie Family found in Falcons....

After the revelations previously that Blanche from Corrie was the new manager of Falcons, an even more shocking fact came to light, that Blanches daughter has recently become Falcons first choice goalkeeper!!

Deidre Barlow......?


Tom Price.....?

The future's bright, the future's maroon

So, it's been a while since anyone posted, so I thought I would post a look forward to what is coming up...

Feeling fully refreshed from my mid-season "training" break in Gran Canaria, I have now returned to life as Falcons Chairman, and was greeted on my return to a fair few texts and e-mails with regards to the annual debauchery/orgy with a bit of 5-a-side weekend that is the Yorkshire Tournament. For those of you not aware, this is the same weekend as the Leeds Tournament, but we should be able to manage both....

I was rather disappointed, nah upset to be told that my main partner in crime from last year, Blanche, won't be joining us! So, that job is open for applications now! I consoled myself with memories of vodka, Big Ben being thrown down the stairs, "BNP", shit, lube, phone calls, stolen pants and squeaky voices! If you haven't been yet, it HAS to be done! Probably the highlight of the gay calender for me! Though quite how it will live up to last year god only knows! The veritable haven that is the Leeds Etap is booked already, so get your place confirmed with the Doctor now!

Following on from that we have trips to Bournemouth, as well as the visit of them Scots. It's looking like the league and cup double header is to take place on 18th/19th April, so we'll look forward to getting them absolutely wasted and ending their cup hopes as well as securing 3 points in our battle for mid-table obscurity!

Bournemouth should be an interesting game. I would compare records, but seeing how we are the only team to have actually completed all our games so far it's not so easy! I don't know whether anyone will be travelling down the night before, having been out on the Bournemouth "triangle" a few times before I can't really recommend it! So, we'll just have to see.

Apart from that I can't really get past anything other than Yorks Tournie!! So I'll leave it there, and look forward to seeing you all Sunday for the friendly versus that other occasional outfit that turn up at ODP......oh and the quiz in the RA!

New home ground